The Questionnaire

What are you doing these days? Generally, I just sit around, watching each minute of my day go by with an increasing contempt for my own existence. I can waste days and days watching Sex And The City and eating [...]

What are you doing these days? I’m doing my job, which is basically “getting the next job.” My vocation description is dependent on the moment: I’m a ventriloquist. I’m a writer. I’m a comedian. I’m a musician. I’m any of [...]

What are you doing these days? Making a huge To Do list, and then ignoring it because I’m too busy doing things. What turns you on creatively? Funny people. Awkward situations. Parody that pays great attention to detail. Anything surprising. [...]

What are you doing these days? My new special, “Stinky Flowers” is being shopped around. Part of it was animated, so I’m hoping to live out the rest of my life as a “Toon”. What turns you on creatively? There’s [...]

What are you doing these days? I am on a Nickelodeon sitcom called True Jackson VP. I play the crazy boss. It is mad fun. I am also doing stand up and Improv with Ryan Stiles and the guys. I [...]

What are you doing these days? Yesterday I fixed a closet door at my house. And filming a comedy documentary. What turns you on creatively? Sitting on a stool in a small club in front off 15 to 25 people [...]

What turns you on creatively? Awkward situations. Working with talented people. If you were a mind-reader whose mind would you like to read? The lady who saw me pick my nose in my car today. I would want to know [...]

What are you doing these days? Writing, touring, re-watching every season of “The Wire.” That’s some good shit. What turns you on creatively? Writing a melody so beautiful it makes me cry, then ruining it with retarded lyrics. If you [...]

photo from Sara’s web-site What drives you crazy? My own procrastination. What makes you laugh? Ron White. He’s best known for doing the Blue Collar Comedy Tour, which is a comedy tour designed for white conservative Christians in the South who think [...]

What are you doing these days? These days I’m working at CollegeHumor.com. When I’m there I help find and create original content for the site. I help brainstorm, write and act in videos. Much of my creative energy goes into [...]