The Questionnaire with Zachary James aka OutbackZack / By Dotan SchachterJun 21st, 2010 • Categories: Main Questionnaire, Youtubers
What are you doing these days?
Doing my best not to offend people with my YouTube videos, I’ve failed at that. Also I’m getting ready to move to Pittsburgh where I’ll start pursuing a career in stand up while starting up my clothing company.
What turns you on creatively?
A nice pair of… oh, creatively? A hot steamy shower.
If you were a mind-reader whose mind would you like to read?
George W. Bush, because we all wonder if he ever thinks before he speaks.
If you could travel in time, which era would you visit?
The golden age of the Egyptian Empire, and I would bring a flamethrower with me so they would think I’m their sun god.
What is your favorite sound?
The “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA” from 7chan.org
What is the album or song that influences you the most?
It’s actually my intro song, which is Looneys [DUBSTEP] by WhoAmI. I feel it best explains what’s going on in my head.
Who would you like to collaborate with? And why?
MakeMeBad35, he’s so damn insane! And I LOVE it!!! It would make my life just to be in a video with him even if it sends me to a mental institution.
What drives you crazy?
People who type “your stupid”! Need I say more?!
What makes you laugh?
Robin Williams’ stand up. He’s either a genius or a nutcase, either way I want to make babies with him.
If you had 3 wishes what would they be?
- Be on Chelsea Lately, both the show and her.
-Bitch slap P. Diddy. Come on, we all know he needs one.
-End world hunger… no wait! I want private jet! Let someone else end world hunger.
What is the craziest thing you ever did?
Turn down a full ride to Columbia University to study Pre-Law. My parent wouldn’t let me hear the end of it. Also focusing all my time and energy onto a YouTube career. Being able to say YouTube is my full time job kicks ass… if only it got me laid.
What makes you feel embarrassed?
When I fart really loud in public. I once blamed it on an old deaf guy. Karma is going to kick my ass one day.
What is the silliest thing you have ever done?
Put a condom on a banana and tried to force it down a Gatorade bottle for a YouTube video. It was hawt.
How would you make the world a better place?
Teach everyone to laugh at themselves. People really get offended way too easily. So what if someone draws a picture of Muhammad.
What is your biggest weakness?
Being kicked in the nuts.
Where will you be in 10 years?
Either a multimillionaire who is a mainstream comedian with a successful clothing brand, or the crazy homeless guy with the sign “Will work for beer”. Sad thing is that both are very likely.
Write a question that you’d like to ask yourself and answer it.
Q. What the hell is wrong with you?
A. Wasn’t breastfed as a baby.
Who would you like to see answer this Questionnaire?
Love – Whore
Death – Emos
God – Pimp
TV – Internet killed it
Family – Dinner
Politics – Comical
Internet – Porn
Happiness – Porn
Music – Go away Nickel Back
YouTube – Life… that’s sad.
Zachary James – What my mom calls me when she’s angry.
Zachary James is an Australian YouTuber known as OutbackZack.