The Questionnaire

"Picture me riding a stegosaurus, carrying a spear, and just wearing the skins of my lunch. That was the 1980s, right?"

What are you doing these days?
When I’m not in front of a camera, I’m in the business end of a bed.

What turns you on creatively?
Cinéma vérité, truthful filmmaking, the honesty you get from a camera, the subject and a piece of music, oh yeah, and some really big explosions.

If you were a mind-reader whose mind would you like to read?
It would be toss up, James Cameron or Shane Dawson.

If you could travel in time, which era would you visit?
Picture me riding a stegosaurus, carrying a spear, and just wearing the skins of my lunch. That was the 1980s, right?

What is your favorite sound?
The laughing so hard it make you cry sound.

What is the album or song that influences you the most?
Rumors, Fleetwood Mack.

Who would you like to collaborate with? And why?
Definite KassemG and Brittani Louise Taylor, add me in the mix and you get one very tasty sandwich, I’ll let you guess who the bread is and who’s the meat.

What drives you crazy?
When some people just don’t seem to get it, whatever ‘it’ is.

What makes you laugh?
Anyone attempting to tell a joke, it doesn’t even have to be funny, it’s the effort makes me laugh.

If you had 3 wishes what would they be?
A battery powered muscle car, free unicorn rides into outer space, a 24-7 all-you-can-eat buffet.

What is the craziest thing you ever did?
Sitting on a half pipe letting Tony Hawk skateboard over my head.

What makes you feel embarrassed?
I can’t get embarrassed. I have very thick skin, soft but thick.

What are your favorite web-sites (not including the ones that you are participate in)?
Aquariuspapers.com, EmergingEarthAngels.com,Drudgereport.com, TMZ.com, IMDB.com

What is the silliest thing you have ever done?
A staring contest with a jar of peanut butter, I’ll do anything to make you laugh.

How would you make the world a better place?
Free Kreploch and Matzo Ball Soup Sundays.

What is your biggest weakness?
The four food groups.

Where will you be in 10 years?
Walking on the set demanding my close up.

Write a question that you like to ask yourself and answer it.
If you had a big budget to make a film, what would it be about?
I have a fascination with ‘carnies’. I’m writing a script, a love story that revolves around a broke ass carnival that lands in a rich, upper class town~ the carnie boy meets the rich girl, they fall in love… Oh yeah, and then there are some really big explosions.

Lisa Mason Lee is a comedian known on YouTube as TheCount.

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