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Entire SiteThe Questionnaire With KassemG (Kassem Gharaibeh) / By Dotan Schachter
Mar 10th, 2010 • Categories: Additional Questionnaires, Bloggers, Comedians, Youtubers
"Why do you love wolves so much?"
What turns you on creatively?
Awkward situations. Working with talented people.
If you were a mind-reader whose mind would you like to read?
The lady who saw me pick my nose in my car today. I would want to know if she realized I was just scratching.
If you could travel in time, which era would you visit?
Dec. 2012. Just so I could see if John Cusack does indeed save the world.
What is your favorite sound?
The microwave timer.
What is the album or song that influences you the most?
That song Goodbye Horses from Silence of the Lambs that Ted Levine dances to. Reminds me that compared to some people I actually am a normal guy.
Who would you like to collaborate with? And why?
Daniel Day-Lewis. I admire his ability to devote his life to a character. And I could tell him it’s okay to let go of Mr. Plainview now.
What drives you crazy?
Ignorance.
What makes you laugh?
Ignorance.
If you had 3 wishes what would they be?
Health. Happiness. And for more stores to carry the creamy chicken flavor of Top Ramen.
What is the craziest thing you ever did?
Think I could make a living online.
What makes you feel embarrassed?
When family and close friends watch my content.
What are your favorite web-sites (not including the ones that you are participate in)?
YouPorn.com. But Pornhub comes in a close second.
What is the silliest thing you have ever done?
Pull my pants down on stage.
How would you make the world a better place?
I’d retweet the Redcross more.
What is your biggest weakness?
Procrastination. And AIDS. That shit will hurt your immune system.
Where will you be in 10 years?
Hopefully doing the same thing but probably with less hair and friends.
Write a question that you like to ask yourself and answer it.
Why do you love wolves so much?
Well let me answer your question with another question, why don’t you love wolves as much as I do?
Who would you like to answer that Questionnaire?
Sam Worthington. I would love to know if his brain works.
Associations
Love – shakespeare
Death – golf
God – balloon
TV – old
Family – home
Politics – balloon, again
Internet – future
Happiness – smile
Fame – Brangelina
Music – atmosphere
YouTube – playground
KassemG – unfunny
KassemG is a YouTube celebrity and self proclaimed “stand up comedian on the internet.”
(14 votes, average: 4.71 out of 5)
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Haha, Procrastination is my greatest weakness also. That is why I procrastinated leaving a Comment on this for a FULL 3 minutes after reading. Rebel I am.
Kassem, please can you take over the world? K thnx BAI 
That AIDS poo is not funny. :’(
hey kassem, i’m a big fan.
what really made me happy is that you thought atmosphere when you heard music.
<3
i have a buncha wolv t shirts too. my parents get me one every year when they go to laconia.
hahaha… i thought the AIDS part was actually hilarious.
Kassem we love you!!
A sample of Ms. Ferreti’s work.
http://youporn.com/watch/344122/cherry-ferreti-joy-stick/?from=search_full&pos=10
Daniel Day-Lewis ftw
“Sam Worthington. I would love to know if his brain works.” ??? if? IF?
Don’t be dissing Sam he’s from Perth, we’re a little different down here in Western Australia hahahahaha he’s super and you just don’t get us Aussies
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