The Questionnaire

By Dotan Schachter and Sinai Gez
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"What makes you laugh? A good solid dick joke with a twist." -- Sandeep Parikh

What are you doing these days? Editing the Legend of Neil, flying to London for my brother’s wedding, recovering from Comic-Con and my 30th b-day, editing the Legend of Neil, murdering puppies. Only one of those things was not true, [...]

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"I have very little patience for ignorant, incompetent people who don’t care that they’re ignorant and incompetent." -- Tim Leffel»
"I dressed up in a bear suit for a friend’s music video"--Veronica Belmont»
"For everything I've finished there are probably ten ideas I've given up on"--Jake Hurwitz»
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