"What makes you laugh? A good solid dick joke with a twist." -- Sandeep Parikh
What are you doing these days? Editing the Legend of Neil, flying to London for my brother’s wedding, recovering from Comic-Con and my 30th b-day, editing the Legend of Neil, murdering puppies. Only one of those things was not true, [...]
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"One time when I was visiting The Vatican I got the Pope really drunk, and then while he was sleeping I put his hand in the holy water." -- Greg Benson»
"I like jokes that confuse a lot of people in the room or make them uncomfortable." -- Liam Sullivan»
"I would like to come up with a compassion formula that could be added to the worldwide water supplies." -- Tracey Snelling»
"I’d go back to the 1970’s. I prefer the fashion of the time. And I like a natural bush." -- Stephen Lynch»
"In college I took a pregnancy test. Just for fun. The box was sitting there so I peed on the stick. I was not pregnant." -- Michael Buckley»
"One summer, on vacation, I spent a day making my wife and kids laugh by pretending to speak a language of 'gibberish.'" -- Taylor Mason»
"Maybe I'd just go back to a time where there was no AIDS, so I could fuck everyone guilt-free." -- Chris Crocker»
"I would want to live during the era of Dickens, and most likely stalk that highly venerable man." -- Jeff Campagna»
"What is your favorite sound? Silence….. When I can catch it I hold on to it as long as possible." -- Rinda Inya»
"Picture me riding a stegosaurus, carrying a spear, and just wearing the skins of my lunch. That was the 1980s, right?" -- Lisa Mason Lee»
"I think all the close minded people should just fly to the moon and leave the normal people here to fix the world." -- Matthew Brown (swiftkaratechop)»
"Time. I never feel as if I have enough of it and yet I’m great at procrastinating" -- Carrie-Lee Touhey»
"I wouldn't mind hanging out in Noam Chomsky's mind. Or somebody else really intellectual. Just to see what their brain does"--Amanda Palmer»
"I like looking at RVs dreaming of driving from B club to B club playing golf all along the way." -- Rich Vos»
"I once knocked a stranger out and kicked down a bathroom door during a blackout. This is why I do not drink." -- Raul Lezcano»
"Where will you be in 10 years? I hope doing mach 3 in my flying car, so get on that people." -- Freddie Wong»
"What is your biggest weakness?
Kryptonite. I’m not superman, I just can’t stand green glowing things." -- Ben Loka»
"How would you make the world a better place? Radically raise the IQ and moral level of human beings." -- Norm Breyfogle»
"How would you make the world a better place? Change "Casual Friday" to "Pants Optional Friday."" -- Cezary Strusiewicz»
"I have very little patience for ignorant, incompetent people who don’t care that they’re ignorant and incompetent." -- Tim Leffel»
I'd be particularly interested in taking a look at what will be going on about 20-30 years from now, luckily I might not need a time machine for that»
"I also spend twenty minutes every morning sitting looking at a wall, which tends to settle my mind a bit." -- Donal Coonan»
"I would love to read George Bush’s mind. I am curious to see if he actually has any thoughts"--Noah Kalina»
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